Monday, August 29, 2016

Tenets of Alt Right Club

Goals and Tenets of the Altright Club University of Michigan
Rough Draft of the Guiding Philosophy of this Club.

1) To promote Donald Trump, the God King Emperor, the Silver Prince under the black stars, direct descent of William the Conqueror, and divine reincarnate of Robert lll of Artois.

2) To create a safe space for autist beta males to plan and harass SJWs for not having sex with them.

3) Harrass Liberal Arts Professors in real life as opposed to only Twitter.

4) Promote Free Speech to its most extreme extent. (Third wave feminism is cancer)

4) Bring attention the insane anti white sentiment in the University, media, and government setting. And viciously attack said perpetrators of said sentiment. Don't stop till they're fired, quit, or shave their heads.

5) Bring notice that the University is less of place of learning and more of a business.  The high price of college, especially in a globalized economy, is to encourage whites not to reproduce. (Spend 200 grand on an undergrad/graduate degree but not get a job because Mark Zuckerberg decided to import half of India.) Our founding fathers would've lynched people like Mark Zuckerberg.

6) Lower the price of college by any means necessary. (Vandalism and Mass sabotage.) What happened in Missouri State could work here.

7) Bring attention to everyone the dangers of Special SnowFlake SJW mindset. (Google:Trigglypuff) Demonstrate that most journalists and Liberal Art Professors have the same condition and condition can only be ridden of by emotional harassment.

8)Use the Alinsky Playbook against the Democrats as well as Republican bigwigs on campus. Trolling of local politicians is a must.

9) Troll Blacks by showing them BLM is just a shadow front of the elite gay mafia.

10) Tell state politicians to tell the government to fuck off when it comes to refugee allocation and third world immigration.

11) Bring a campus wide movement to end the 1965 immigration law. (There is a difference between a starving Pole and a starving Somali.)

12) Be inclusive with Jewish students. Be very friendly with Jewish organizations. Europe and North America need to have insanely high super majority of whites in order for the continued existence of Israel. In five years because of immigration, there will be more Muslims than Jews in the U.S.. This means the Democratic Party would then become anti Israel. (Bernie Sanders' platform was negative towards israel.)

13) Tease elderly Jewish professors that they have no choice but to vote for an authoritarian fascist who out smarted them. YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR THE BIG SCARY BLONDE MAN.

14) Encourage regime changes in Scandinavia and Western Europe. Think Rough riders.

15) Encourage the Kurds to get their own state. Encourage Russia to free Constantinople. Encourage Assad to keep fighting.

16) Point out if any institution has money coming from Islamic foundations. If so, humiliate and destroy.

17) Point out the word Racism and all what it encompasses now not before is Orwellian double think brain washing.

18) Race guilt is fucking stupid. And you are an extravagant pussy to think so.

19) Point out White Genocide/Boer Genocide in South Africa. And that those people deserve amnesty more than anyone else.

20) Demonstrate Labor shortages are part of capitalism. Deal with it. Labor shortages are good for technological innovation.

21) Point out the Gorillian Genocide.

22) Try to get Martin Shrekili/Milo to visit and talk the University. Get Leslie Jones to come to the University at the same time.

23) Petition Julian Assange be freed from the prison he's in as long as he balances a shoe on top of his head and lets Donald Trump mount him in the fashion of St. Harambe did to his gorilla wife.

24) Not to be scared of expulsion because of this club. If expelled just go to Russia and be welcomed as a hero.

25) Trade Rare Pepes in real life.

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